Most Awesome Barney Stinson Quotes

“Look, our forefathers died for the ‘pursuit of happiness,’ okay? Not for the ‘sit around and wait of happiness.’

“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.”

“I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to — and there have been times that I wanted to.”

“It has been… overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing.”

“Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.”

“Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another.”

“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I died yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…”

“When I let a day go by without talking you… day is just no good.